The Officially Original Loch Ness Monster Blog

Massive haggis causes Loch Ness terrorist attack scare

Mikko — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:15:11 +0000

A massive haggis arrived at Inverness station on board a train from Kircaldy in Fife and sparked a major incident ...

Olympic Torch to Cross Loch Ness

Mikko — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:44:22 +0000

The Olympic Torch is set to cross Loch Ness on its journey around the UK. Will Nessie pop up to see it? More soon...

Unseasonal hot weather hits Loch Ness

Mikko — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:46:08 +0100

Yup, incredible temperatures continue and the MET office informs us that this is officially the UK's seventh warmest October on record since records began! Nessie the Loch Ness Monster may well decide to sunbathe here so watch out for her on our live webcam.

Exciting new and cheap sleeper bus

Mikko — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:39:11 +0100

Well folks, were having an unexpected hot blast of weather here at Loch Ness. Yesterday the temperature in Inverness was ...

A little poem for The Loch Ness Monster

Mikko — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:15:06 +0100

A little poem by your webmaster!

Dunbar Cafe

Mikko — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:46:38 +0100

We'd like to give little plug to one of our favourite cafes, Dunbar Cafe, in Inverness. It has excellent Italian coffee, free wifi and internet pcs and warm surroundings with comfy chairs and a good atmosphere. The staff are friendly and it has a good menu including our favourite - bacon and egg rolls! They can also provide an en-suite room in the centre of town for £30 per night (please drop us a message with your contact details and and we'll forward it to them).

The cafe is open 10 -10 Mon -Sat and 12 - 7 on Sunday.

It's address is 88 Church Street.

New Program on National Geographic Channel

Mikko — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:39:40 +0100

Kevin Carlyon - High Priest of British White Witches

Mikko — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 08:48:48 +0100

Our good friend, Kevin Carlyon - High Priest of British White Witches, has a new site at www.kevincarlyon.com.

He has also blessed our Officially Original Loch Ness Webcams.

Good to see you Kevin!

Loch Ness

Mikko — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 08:36:14 +0100

Well,so far it's been a quiet year in Loch Less but we aim to change all that at Nessie on the Net with geat enhancements to the to the Officially Original Loch Ness Liive cams as well as other great things.

We were delighted to visit Digwall recently and came across a wonderful new Spanish food and drink shop called SpainSun Delicatessen Products. It's s owned by Nelly (from Madrid) and her husband Enrique from Barcelona.Please give it a visit and mention Miikko and Aulikki

We believe in Nessie and we think late September 2011 onwards will be a brilliant and busy time up here - so stay tuned.

Wind disaster hits Loch Ness region

Mikko — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:51:52 +0100

Millions of pounds are being poured into "wind farms" around Loch Ness but wind has dropped off; last winter saw ...

Loch Ness Monster - Professor Kettle and his tea pot

Mikko — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:55:43 +0100

Cryptozoologist, Professor Kettle, has spent a lifetime searching for elusive creatures – all previously unknown to science. From the Abominable ...

New Loch Ness Live Cam!

Mikko — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:07:39 +0100

Well folks, the new and fantastic quality state-of-the-art Loch Ness Monster webcam has now gone live! Hooray!

The view is ...

Rock Ness monster Loch Ness music festival a success

Mikko — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 10:46:50 +0100

The Loch Ness based Rock Ness music festival has been a great success again. Look out for photos here soon. ...

Wave Power from Loch Ness?

Mikko — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:07:38 +0100

Plans are going ahead to build a world-beating wave power system on Loch Ness. This monster sized idea may become ...

Loch Ness Monster Breathes Again as ash clears

Mikko — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:04:53 +0100

Never since the late and unlamented Publican Party took over a large mobile model of our beloved Nessie and trundled ...

Loch Ness monster levels of volcanic ash drop

Mikko — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:30:35 +0100

Good news for the cryptid Loch Ness Monster as ash levels in the water have finally dropped. We will have ...

Volcanic Ash Clears From Loch Ness

Mikko — Thu, 20 May 2010 08:19:09 +0100

Good news! Volcanic Ash Clears From Loch Ness air space so you can come and see Nessie the monster again!

Lancaster Bomber flight over Loch Ness grounded by volcanic ash

Mikko — Sun, 16 May 2010 15:58:08 +0100

News has just come in that a flight over Loch Ness by a Lancaster Bomber has been grounded due to ...

Loch Ness "Top Hat" Plan to Seal Off Volcanic Plume 750ft Beneath Surface

Mikko — Sat, 15 May 2010 19:09:34 +0100

In a plan that looks similar to one being used by oil companies in the Gulf of Mexico, a massive ...

Loch Ness faces more volcanic ash

Mikko — Sat, 15 May 2010 15:46:19 +0100

The Loch Ness area along with the UK - right down to Heathrow and Gatwick - face more travel chaos ...

Loch Ness cryptozoology police man a disgrace?

Mikko — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:16:43 +0100

It's pretty clear now that the policeman who said Nessie exists is living in his own world. Professor Kettle, an ...

Cryptozoology: Kettle moves to quash Loch Ness beard "zombies"

Mikko — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:41:27 +0100

In an astonishing attack from his Loch Ness project head quarters, Professor Kettle lashed out at the new wave of ...

Loch Ness sightings - the latest news

Mikko — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:28:51 +0100

The latest list of sightings of the cryptid Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, have been declassified and placed online here ...

Loch Ness experts "unmoved" by release of official monster documents

Mikko — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:32:18 +0100

Cryptozoologist Professor Kettle has been carrying out an exhaustive search for Nessie, the Loch Ness monster, for the last two ...

Loch Ness slowly cleared of Icelandic volcanic ash

Mikko — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:38:44 +0100

Massive filtration units have been working flat out at Loch Ness to clear the water of dangerous volcanic ash swept ...

Loch Ness Monster Lay By Shocker rocks cryptozoology

Mikko — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:13:37 +0100

This is the scene that greets visitors and cryptozoologists as they drive to Loch Ness from Inverness. It's the first ...

Nessie relieved as Loch Ness airspace reopens - cryptozoology celebrates too

Mikko — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:52:00 +0100

The Loch Ness Monster was said to be massively relieved as UK airspace finally reopened allowing visitors to come and ...

UK airspace remains mainly closed as Loch Ness monster chaos engulfs region

Mikko — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:30:42 +0100

Six days later and Europe is still isolated as British airspace remains closed.

Yes, six days on and Loch Ness ...

Fourth day of air space closure wipes out cheap Loch Ness energy plans

Mikko — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 09:50:25 +0100

Professor Kettle had been hoping to reveal his plans for cheap and plentiful energy last week but the continued grounding ...

Third day of chaos as Loch Ness airspace remains closed

Mikko — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 09:37:40 +0100

Highly abrasive ash from Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull (ay-yah-FYAH'-plah-yer-kuh-duhl) volcano has closed airspace over Loch Ness, the rest of the United Kingdomand ...