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Friday, April 30

Loch Ness cryptozoology police man a disgrace?
by
Mikko
on Fri 30 Apr 2010 08:16 BST
It's pretty clear now that the policeman who said Nessie exists is living in his own world. Professor Kettle, an ... more »
Thursday, April 29

Cryptozoology: Kettle moves to quash Loch Ness beard "zombies"
by
Mikko
on Thu 29 Apr 2010 08:41 BST
In an astonishing attack from his Loch Ness project head quarters, Professor Kettle lashed out at the new wave of ... more »
Wednesday, April 28

Loch Ness sightings - the latest news
by
Mikko
on Wed 28 Apr 2010 09:28 BST
The latest list of sightings of the cryptid Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, have been declassified and placed online here ... more »
Tuesday, April 27

Loch Ness experts "unmoved" by release of official monster documents
by
Mikko
on Tue 27 Apr 2010 09:32 BST
Cryptozoologist Professor Kettle has been carrying out an exhaustive search for Nessie, the Loch Ness monster, for the last two ... more »
Sunday, April 25

Loch Ness slowly cleared of Icelandic volcanic ash
by
Mikko
on Sun 25 Apr 2010 09:38 BST
Massive filtration units have been working flat out at Loch Ness to clear the water of dangerous volcanic ash swept ... more »
Friday, April 23

Loch Ness Monster Lay By Shocker rocks cryptozoology
by
Mikko
on Fri 23 Apr 2010 22:13 BST
This is the scene that greets visitors and cryptozoologists as they drive to Loch Ness from Inverness. It's the first ... more »
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Thursday, April 22

Nessie relieved as Loch Ness airspace reopens - cryptozoology celebrates too
by
Mikko
on Thu 22 Apr 2010 18:52 BST
The Loch Ness Monster was said to be massively relieved as UK airspace finally reopened allowing visitors to come and ... more »
Tuesday, April 20

UK airspace remains mainly closed as Loch Ness monster chaos engulfs region
by
Mikko
on Tue 20 Apr 2010 09:30 BST
Six days later and Europe is still isolated as British airspace remains closed.
Yes, six days on and Loch Ness ... more »
Sunday, April 18

Fourth day of air space closure wipes out cheap Loch Ness energy plans
by
Mikko
on Sun 18 Apr 2010 09:50 BST
Professor Kettle had been hoping to reveal his plans for cheap and plentiful energy last week but the continued grounding ... more »
Saturday, April 17

Third day of chaos as Loch Ness airspace remains closed
by
Mikko
on Sat 17 Apr 2010 09:37 BST
Highly abrasive ash from Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull (ay-yah-FYAH'-plah-yer-kuh-duhl) volcano has closed airspace over Loch Ness, the rest of the United Kingdomand ... more »
Friday, April 16

Loch Ness in monster disaster as UK airspace remains closed
by
Mikko
on Fri 16 Apr 2010 09:30 BST
UK airspace remains closed until Saturday at the earliest due to the volcano in Iceland which is still erupting. So ... more »
Thursday, April 15

URGENT: From 12 Noon GMT UK airspace closed to ALL traffic including Loch Ness
by
Mikko
on Thu 15 Apr 2010 10:29 BST
UK Air Traffic Control has announced that UK air space will be closed to all flights from 12 noon (GMT) ... more »
Wednesday, April 14

Plans for Jacobite Cruisers Loch Ness harbour greeted with approval
by
Mikko
on Wed 14 Apr 2010 09:52 BST
On Tuesday Drumnadrchit's school played host to Jacobite Cruisers and its team of architects and engineers as they presented their ... more »
Monday, April 12

Professor Kettle's update on Loch Ness Monster and cryptozoological research
by
Mikko
on Mon 12 Apr 2010 21:06 BST
Saturday was an exciting day for Professor Kettle's Loch Ness project as the team were able to test the latest ... more »
Sunday, April 11

Loch Ness swelters in warmer weather than the mediterranean
by
Mikko
on Sun 11 Apr 2010 22:02 BST
High temperatures and glorious sunshine continued throughout Sunday as Loch Ness enjoyed warmer weather than London and the med. The ... more »
Saturday, April 10

Loch Ness area has hottest day this year
by
Mikko
on Sat 10 Apr 2010 21:34 BST
The area around Loch Ness emjoyed the sunniest hottest day of the year so far today with temperatures reaching 16 ... more »
Friday, April 9

Loch Ness Monster Nessie in April Fools Plot
by
Mikko
on Fri 09 Apr 2010 20:10 BST
Organisations including the BBC fell for an elaborate April Fools prank last week and, according to the Highland News, even ... more »
Tuesday, April 6

Nessie desperate as monster Loch Ness hydro power scheme looms again
by
Mikko
on Tue 06 Apr 2010 13:16 BST
The Loch Ness Monster is once again in peril as the failed hydro electric plant at Glendoe is to be ... more »
Monday, April 5

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster gears up for election
by
Mikko
on Mon 05 Apr 2010 19:40 BST
Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster is as excited as the rest of the country as Britain prepares for a general ... more »
Saturday, April 3

Visiting Drumnadrochit and Loch Ness?
by
Mikko
on Sat 03 Apr 2010 09:53 BST
Well, you've taken the plunge and decided to visit Loch Ness to see its monster, Nessie.... What's worth doing and ... more »
Wednesday, March 31

Doctor Who materialises at Loch Ness as LHC goes pop
by
Mikko
on Wed 31 Mar 2010 10:40 BST
Yesterday history was made in two places: Firstly, the last of the Time Lords materialised in his Tardis at Loch ... more »
Tuesday, March 30

Highland councillors breathe sigh of relief and keep monster benefits
by
Mikko
on Tue 30 Mar 2010 09:58 BST
Highland councillors breathed a huge sigh of relief yesterday as Britain's sleazy and corrupt "honourable and right honourable" members of ... more »
Monday, March 29

Artwork or hoax? The latest Loch Ness Monster debate continues
by
Mikko
on Mon 29 Mar 2010 16:05 BST
The Italians punting a piece of art allegedly created by the Dutch artist Maurits Cornelis Escher are insistent that it ... more »
Sunday, March 28

Cryptozoology branded as "fairies at the end of the garden" calamity
by
Mikko
on Sun 28 Mar 2010 13:35 BST
Loch Ness expert Professor Kettle today lambasted many cryptozzologists as "glorified believers of fairies at the end of the garden". ... more »

Mayhem at Loch Ness as Monster Weather Chaos Looms
by
Mikko
on Sun 28 Mar 2010 11:03 BST
The MET office is predicting "significant snowfall" across the Loch Ness area through the whole of next week. Scotland has ... more »
Saturday, March 27

Loch Ness devastated by new monster sized wind farm
by
Mikko
on Sat 27 Mar 2010 10:08 GMT
As if enough hot air and wind did not eminate from Highland councillors already, local communities around Loch Ness are ... more »
Friday, March 26

Nessie - the Loch Ness Monster in possible art hoax bombshell
by
Mikko
on Fri 26 Mar 2010 21:14 GMT
Shock and outrage has been expressed by many people living and working around Loch Ness as news broke today that ... more »

Loch Ness Monster horror as airline goes bust
by
Mikko
on Fri 26 Mar 2010 09:17 GMT
Hard on the heals of Flybe's termination of the essential Inverness - Edinburgh flights and national UK rail strikes set ... more »
Thursday, March 25

Loch Ness Monster mayhem as rail strikes called
by
Mikko
on Thu 25 Mar 2010 19:07 GMT
Loch Ness has been thrown into chaos as unions have called all out UK rail strikes from 6th April. If ... more »
Wednesday, March 24

Body blow to Loch Ness tourism as prime air route axed
by
Mikko
on Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:37 GMT
Loch Ness and the Highlands have been dealt a body blow as Flybe announced that it will axe the critical ... more »
Monday, March 22

Highland Councillors deny seeking to "rent themselves out like taxis"
by
Mikko
on Mon 22 Mar 2010 10:32 GMT
It's being called the Tartan Taxi-gate: As senior government ex-ministers including Stephen Byers spoke to an undercover Sunday Times journalist and said ... more »

Highland Planning Plunge
by
Mikko
on Mon 22 Mar 2010 10:26 GMT
Applications for planning consent have plunged 24% between 2007 and 2009 with Aberdeen down by 28%. This all shows that ... more »
Sunday, March 21

Two thirds of Invernessians Think Highland Capital is a Carbuncle
by
Mikko
on Sun 21 Mar 2010 09:52 GMT
The Inverness Courier asked its readers "Does Inverness deserve its nomination as an architectural "carbuncle"? and so far 69% have ... more »

Attempts to monopolise Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster
by
Mikko
on Sun 21 Mar 2010 09:38 GMT
Fears are growing that Nessie is being further reduced to nothing more than a figure of fun as some people ... more »
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