The latest list of sightings of the cryptid Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, have been declassified and placed online here http://www.lochness.co.uk/fan_club/thisyr.html.

World leading cryptozoologist Professor Kettle commented, "this latest information confirms that sightings are markedly down since Kevin Carlyon, High Priest of British White Witches, visited the loch and placed a spell protecting Nessie from people out to get her."

"We haven't got the resources available to analyse Kevin's impact but we are definitely aware of a more elusive monster in these waters".

A member of the British Institute of Cryptozoology and Advanced Pseudo Sciences was unavailable for comment.