Loch Ness expert Professor Kettle today lambasted many cryptozzologists as "glorified believers of fairies at the end of the garden". In a lengthy speech to colleagues at his Loch Ness project, the professor said that cryptozoology had been hijacked by "poo-pooers and gainsayers hell bent on undermining serious research into the unknown".

Professor Kettle has been looking for Nessie, the Loch Ness monster for some thirty years and said he was "simply tired of the mischief and nonsense put on the internet by people with strange agendas". He added, "my research project at Loch Ness will continue until this creature is found and identified - but I do wish people would ignore a lot of the ramblings from some old bearded loons that clog up our airwaves and fibre optic cables these days".

This blog has long worried that a lot of so called Loch Ness researchers and Yeti hunters have an ambiguous relationshiop with the truth and we have pledged our various websites to support the professor's distinguished and unique endevours.